The illiterate special needs star Dappy (aka “twat in the hat”) from those talentless tossers called NDubz is Greek. This revelation was truly shocking for Dappy who until now has always maintained that he’s black.
It seems like some brothers were pretty fucked off that Dappy, who turns 14 next year, has been attempting to pass himself off as one of their own. In retrospect, this was seemingly obvious since he can’t sing or rap and has the rhythm of dead paraplegic.
We understand that Greek authorities are desperately trying to disprove his heritage since they can’t take anymore bad news. With Greek national pride at an all-time low caused by the shit state of their economy they really can’t handle any more national disgrace.
(A recent anti-Dappy demo in Greece. The sign reads: “The testicles of these dogs have got more talent inside them than you – what the fuck else can go wrong for us”)
