Sarah Palin arrives in Haiti

Earthquakes, cholera epidemics and political strife.  Now Sarah Palin arrives, what the fuck else can possibly go wrong for Haiti.

Time to get the voodoo dolls (and nails) out guys...

Bernie “killer” Madoff

“Nice one Bernie, you’ve killed one of your offspring.”  Is there no stopping this guy in what sort of damage he can cause?  This avaricious turd of a human being should do the decent thing, i.e. ask a guard at Butner for a length of rope in order to emulate his son’s method of departure.   

Times like these you just wish there were people out there dispensing real justice against Bernie and his ilk.  Now what was the name of Kevin Spacey’s character in Seven…?

Ann Widdecombe suffers diarrhoea blowback

In addition to looking like a sack of it on Strictly Come Dancing, Ann Widdecombe recently suffered a diarrhoea blowback at home, which she believes was brought on by a build up of shit ever since retiring from Parliament.

Here’s to you Ann, now fuck off and stay away from TV cameras.

                        Ann's crapper has never been the same since her blowback.

Prince Charles's Ride gets Pimped by students

Nobel Peace Party

Yeah everybody, it's time to grab your party gear and celebrate another Nobel winner.  Well lets face it, with this year's winner being stuck in some god-forsaken, Chinese shit-pit of a prison won't be "getting on down" tonight over the prize.  Just think, the prize comes with a US$1m cash prize.  For the fucked-up place he's in right now, I'd rather stick with doing the lottery every week for a million.  Oh well, if he doesn't accidental shoot himself fourteen times in the head in his prison cell one night, in eight years or so, or when he's paroled, he'll be able to write a book about his experience.  I'm thinking WHY THE FUCK DID I BOTHER? is a pretty catchy title for it.  I just can't stand all the egregious comments about human rights from twats who know fuck-all about degradation in any form whatsoever.  Let's face it, most of the fucking world is sucking up to our Chinese amigos.  It seems like every man-made object in my house is from everyone's favourite "authoritarian capitalist" state.  Bless-em.  The UK government have released a foreseeable (moronic) public statement about the prize along the lines of "nasty China" when the fucking hypocrites recently facilitated a multi-billion (£) deal with Rolls Royce to supply jet engines to China.  I'm off to buy some grog to celebrate a Chinese do-gooder.  Here's to you homeboy, break a few rocks for me tomorrow...   

It all starts here I suppose

Why start a blog called Ape of God?  Moreover, why start a blog at all?  Fundamentals such as these need answering before this thing goes any further.

The name itself is partly borrowed from a novel by Wyndam Lewis (The Apes of God) that was, broadly speaking, a swipe at the bohemian art world in early twentieth-century England.

By no means is this blog an attempt to emulate Lewis's brand of sardonic prose aimed at a particular group, profession or movement.  Yep, it's just another blog by someone with time on their hands who's interested in "publishing" a few thoughts and observations so that they can look back and think "did I really write that".