Nobel Peace Party

Yeah everybody, it's time to grab your party gear and celebrate another Nobel winner.  Well lets face it, with this year's winner being stuck in some god-forsaken, Chinese shit-pit of a prison won't be "getting on down" tonight over the prize.  Just think, the prize comes with a US$1m cash prize.  For the fucked-up place he's in right now, I'd rather stick with doing the lottery every week for a million.  Oh well, if he doesn't accidental shoot himself fourteen times in the head in his prison cell one night, in eight years or so, or when he's paroled, he'll be able to write a book about his experience.  I'm thinking WHY THE FUCK DID I BOTHER? is a pretty catchy title for it.  I just can't stand all the egregious comments about human rights from twats who know fuck-all about degradation in any form whatsoever.  Let's face it, most of the fucking world is sucking up to our Chinese amigos.  It seems like every man-made object in my house is from everyone's favourite "authoritarian capitalist" state.  Bless-em.  The UK government have released a foreseeable (moronic) public statement about the prize along the lines of "nasty China" when the fucking hypocrites recently facilitated a multi-billion (£) deal with Rolls Royce to supply jet engines to China.  I'm off to buy some grog to celebrate a Chinese do-gooder.  Here's to you homeboy, break a few rocks for me tomorrow...