America's New Gay Army: who's watching your back?

The Broke Back Mounting Division's new weapon. Generals are currently considering how artillery that fires 40" dildos will fit into current tactics.

President Obama's recent decision to let openly gay people into the US military has raised a few eyebrows, and some other parts of the human anatomy.  New military regulations to be introduced include:

1. The US Army will be renamed Dorothy's Fan Club.

2. Jean-Paul Gautier will be in charge of redesigning uniforms.  

   (We understand shorts will feature heavily.)

3. Liza Minnelli's ex-husband, David Guest, will be made a General.

4. Naked Wednesdays.

5. Butt-plug inspections.

6. Shower buddy drill to be implemented.

First photos of the new crack special forces unit called the Rock Hudson Brigade.

 

 

 

Muzzle covers for Dorothy's Fan Club (formally the US Army) have yet  to be tested in combat.