Yes that’s right sports fans, the favourite wet dream for practically every pubescent girl, Justin Bieber, likes dick. Justin’s gayness recently came to light with his choice of a new manager: the 49 year old singer, songwriter and all-round shit-stabbing arse bandit, Boy George.
(Boy George bought a new outfit to
celebrate signing the teen cock lover)
His outgoing manager, Scooter Braun, was believed to have said: “I just wish that I left the little cock-sucker on YouTube where I found him and gone with the ice-skating chimp instead. The ape was way fucking cleverer than that Canadian fudge-packer.”
Every since being released from jail in May 2009 for imprisoning a male escort (he’s so fucking ugly he needs to pay for it), Boy George has been looking for new challenges. It’s supposed to have taken him a while to convince Justin to join his management team, Arse Ticklers, Faggots Fan Club. Booze, rohypnol and amyl nitrate helped a bit, but in the end a big throbbing cock was only required.
Boy George has a few projects in the pipeline. Seeing as Justin can’t sing for shit, he’s being lined up for a gay version of a Harry Potter film, Harry Poker and a Goblet of Cum, whereby Justin/Harry is supposed to do unorthodox things with his wand.
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